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Zahulíme?
a) ano
b) jo
c) ano
Kolik má židle nohou?
a) 233
b) 3
c) 5
Kolik jich má doopravdy?
a) 8
b) 6 052
c) nevim
Z bodu A vyjede automobil Trabant rychlostí 250 km/h do bodu B, vzdáleného 3 500 km. Z bodu B vyjede do bodu A, vzdáleného 56 km od bodu B, o hodinu později nákladní vlak rychlostí 30 km/h. Za jak dlouho a kde se setkají?
a) cože???????
b) Vozidla se setkají v bodě C, vzdáleného 32 km od bodu A a 811 km od bodu B za 2 hodiny 45 minut ve 4.25 hodin ráno, na přejezdu v obci Bechyně.
c) těžko říct
1 joint je?
a) Víc než málo
b) Akorát
c) Míň než málo
Majkl Džexn je:
a) mrtev
b) pedofil
c) debil
Jaké hodinky nosí členové kapely The Prodigy?:
a) kukačky
b) sluneční
c) digy
Čtverec je:
a) platební karta
b) takovýto na tamto
c) něco na geometrii
Drogy berou:
a) feťáci
b) fetišisti
c) fšichni
Drogy se prodávají:
a) všude
b) v drogerii
c) to byl ale omšelý vtip
Jaxe zachováš, když tě kontrolujou cajti v autě a ty seš mimo?:
a) hodíš řeč
b) budeš dělat, že si stejný pako jak voni
c) nastartuješ a ujedeš
RAVE je určen:
a) sjetejm primitivům
b) sjetejm feťákům
c) úplně normálním, obyčejným lidem, aby měli co poslouchat při práci
HIP HOP je:
a) přiblblá televizní soutěž pro děti ze základních škol
b) hudba pro sjetý černochy
c) pokřik při karate
Iont je:
a) elektrická částice
b) surovina na výrobu tzv. iontového nápoje
c) špatně napsaný slovo joint
ACID TECHNO je:
a) zbraň hromadného ničení
b) hudební směr
c) něco anglicky
HARDCORE je:
a) něco k pití
b) mučící nástroj
c) ignorantský bouchání
198 BPM je:
a) tak akorát
b) pomalýýý
c) tajný kód
XTC je:
a) značka teréních bicyklů
b) zkratka eko organizace na Alpha Centauri
c) prášek proti nachlazení
Když frčíš až nevnímáš tak:
a)
b)
c)
Před čtyřmi hodinami jsi opustil párty. Co slyšíš?:
a) buch-buch-buch
b) tuc-tuc
c) spím
MAKSIM TURBULENC jsou:
a) tlustý diskofilní vymaštěnci
b) dementní prasata
c) debilní stupidi - blbý!
RAPMASTERS jsou:
a) tlustý diskofilní vymaštěnci
b) dementní prasata
c) debilní stupidi - blbý!
BACKSTREET BOYS jsou:
a) teplouši
b) buzíci
c) homouši
Jaxe vyjadřuje veverka v říji?
a) jako dycky
b) troubí jako jelen
c) žere lysohlávky
Jaxe vyjadřuje jelen v říji?
a) troubí jako veverka
b) chodí víc do hospody
c) chodí víc do lesa
Jseš na tripu a musíš jít domů, zachováš se:
a) budeš dělat, že nejseš na tripu
b) přiznáš se, že jseš na tripu
c) budeš dělat, že jsi veverka
Kdyš potkáš na střeše potápěče, tak uděláš:
a) dřep
b) dva dřepy
c) jointa
Kolikrát musíš praštit policajta kterej prudí na Street party, aby si uvědomil, že tam nemá co dělat?
a) víc než 8x
b) akorát
c) jaxe ti bude chtít
Na Teknivalu ve Staré Huti jsi šel
a) do extáze
b) do tripa
c) domu
Ve Staré Huti jsi v průměru spal
a) 20 minut s otevřenýma očima
b) 5 dní
c) vůbec
Kam jsi šel po příjezdu ze Staré Huti?
a) spát
b) do tripa
c) zatancovat si na diskotéku
Kolik sneseš aby ti ještě nepraskla hlava?
a) 8 extází a 6 tripů
b) jako čeho jako sneseš?
c) tak 9 metrů pod vodou
Kolik ti je, že si tak chytrej?
a) cože?
b) jako mě?
c) nééé! jako tobě
Jaxe zachováš, když zjistíš, že tvůj nejlepší kamarád kouří marihuanu?
a) neprodleně ho nahlásím na nejbližší policejní stanici
b) to vim přece dávno
c) nemám žádné kamarády
Co uděláte, když vaše dcerka přinese ze školky poblité tričko?
a) tričko vyhodim a dcerku zmlátim (a taky jí vyhodim...)
b) vyperu tričko v Azuritu
c) vyperu tričko v Moduritu
(Václaf) Dalibor Janda je:
a) gerontofilní zoofil
b) kosmonaud
c) němý pez
d) prototyp
Věrka Špinarová je:
a) není
b) nikdy nebyla
c) podstrčená
d) z Ostravy - Hrabůfky
Vítězslav Vávra je:
a) mimo
b) zkušený bubeníg
c) hurikán
d) velkej klug
Petr Rezeg je:
a) diskofil
b) fotofil
c) pedofil
d) dravý - hravý
Hanka Zagorová je:
a) agent mimozemšťanů
b) blbá
c) zachmuřená vydra
d) príma
Pavel Horňág je:
a) litefská nadáfka
b) S. Tofi
c) na Matějské pouti
d) formule sformely
Františeg Janeček je:
a) košer
b) holka z gymplu
c) zamilovaný
d) zaminovaný
Co znamená "dělat kaviár"?
a) konzervovat jeseteří vajíčka v soli
b) gdyš se jeden ouchyl vysere druhýmu ouchylovi do držky
c) když jeden ouchyl napatlá druhýmu na hlavu jeseteří vajíčka
Co je to haluška?
a) takový jídlo
b) jméno Horynova psa ze seriálu "Přátelé zeleného údolí"
c) slangový výraz pro halucinaci
Co to znamená "Ja guljáju v párke"?
a) Já hulím v parku
b) Mám guláš s párkem
c) my se sovětsky neučíme
Jaxe pozná pikař (smážka) na open air techno party?
a) vůbec nevyleze z auta
b) má ve xichtě krvavý beďary a kukadla jak zrcadla
c) nevim, já se vo to nestarám
Co jsou to asteroidy?
a) to berou sportovci a ve čtyřiceti jim prdne srdce
b) chorobné rozšíření žil v oblasti konečníku
c) počítačová hra
Může bejt vůbec něco horšího než předělávka toho ploužáku z Titaniku vod Daniela Hůlky?
a) ne!!
b) pravděpodobně ne
c) možná něco vod Maksim Turbulenc
z časopisu Hondzik
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